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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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getagrip

23 April 2015, 08:37:25 PM #1740
Slides another sho't down the bar...
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

23 April 2015, 08:42:52 PM #1741
Follows it with the power sander I've just confiscated from Techno!
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getagrip

23 April 2015, 08:53:11 PM #1742
Ooh, an electric mouse!
Buy plenty of Matron's sculpts now!

If he keeps using the chainsaw, the value of his work will soon go up.

Last Hussar

23 April 2015, 11:03:08 PM #1743
You know why he's called it a 'Centurion'?

It makes you slow and heavy.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

24 April 2015, 07:48:06 AM #1744
Oooh! My head. Must you all type so noisily?

What happened? I think I must have had a piece of bad lemon in my G&T. By Dave's Sacred Hairy Kneecap I feel awful. Last thing I remember was some ugly fat strip-a-gram trying to lap dance Hertsblue. Wore a rose ... just like this one here. I say, are those my trousers over the light fitting? Could somebody get them for me. I'm feeling a bit parky.

Sho't? Yes, I think I have actually. Difficult to tell with this breadstick up my nose.

Excuse me while I crawl into the ladies. If I'm not out in 45 minutes would someone kindly put me out of my misery?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Hertsblue

24 April 2015, 08:02:04 AM #1745
That was a great night! They were still collecting up the bodies at five o'clock this morning. Highlight of the evening was three major-generals singing the Whiffenpoof Song - in tutus.
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Westmarcher

24 April 2015, 08:34:55 PM #1746
A belated congratulations Hb on your ascension to the rank of fool general (well, if everyone else can get away with spelling mistakes, why can't I?). What a bastion you are ... er ... on this great foresk*n forum.   <:-P

:)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

FierceKitty

25 April 2015, 02:19:40 AM #1747
It's ok. You've spelled general correctly.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

25 April 2015, 06:54:14 AM #1748
I  WUZZZ NO WEARING A TUTU

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 April 2015, 07:39:15 AM #1749
Ian, you left your tutu in the snug again.
Nice name tags by the way! Kittens, cuuuuuute!
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

25 April 2015, 07:41:35 AM #1750
Lemmy - duck, this is coming your way - hurls crate of Creme De Menthe


IanS
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fsn

25 April 2015, 07:49:32 AM #1751
Coo! That deaf duck got squashed by a crate of Creme de Menthe!
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 April 2015, 08:02:42 AM #1752
TECHNO! BREAKFAST!

*duck ala creme de menthe scrawled hastily on specials board*
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Fenton

25 April 2015, 08:55:02 AM #1753
I presume this place is going to be quiet today with everyone buggering off to the annual  Frankie Howerd Appreciation Society day out at salut-ay
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

25 April 2015, 08:59:35 AM #1754
Not I said little red hen!

Game of pool?
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