Forum barfight

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Good point.

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It's been a long fortnight back at work, better get that restock sorted.

Techno: Manhattan
FierceKitty: sorcer' off mulk.
Nik: missing, presumed drunk.
Ithorial: bitter, but drinking Pimms, neat.
FSN: Dried frog pill smoothie.

[Leman]

Yeah - where is Nik?

[Techno]

It's been a long fortnight back at work, better get that restock sorted.

Techno: Manhattan
FierceKitty: sorcer' off mulk.
Nik: missing, presumed drunk.
Ithorial: bitter, but drinking Pimms, neat.
FSN: Dried frog pill smoothie.

Leave any hint of cherry out, please Will......

[Ithoriel]

Pimms? PIMMS!!! I'll have a white rum with angostura bitters and a twist of lemming!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Pimms? PIMMS!!! I'll have a white rum with angostura bitters and a twist of lemming!

Get the RSPCA quick.

IanS

[fsn]

FSN: Dried frog pill smoothie.

Nobody dries a smoothie like you, Lemmey.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Why thank you. 

[Hertsblue]

And where's the creme-de-menthe shandy for the goat?

[fsn]

Sorry. Thought it was my Night Nurse on the rocks.

[Hertsblue]

You know you shouldn't use heavy machinery after drinking that stuff. Get down off that combine-harvester at once!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Not many people can pull off a Night-Nurse at 11am!
Now, Doup Puritan, a pure mineral water, spiked with pure malt.
GoatMajor, a 'whatever you've got that's luquid'!
Matt of Munslow, Pint of Woods, rum....

[fsn]

You know you shouldn't use heavy machinery after drinking that stuff. Get down off that combine-harvester at once!

That's not a combine-harvester! It's my Centurion. Cleverly disguised!

[Leman]

I hope that's pure malt whisky and not that stuff my mum used to give me a spoonful of before sending me off to school.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh... Whoops.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Better restock the bar, DO and FSN have both been promoted.
Bumper pack of dried frog pills...

[fsn]

I've moved to the snug, so I don't have to mix with the lesser ranks.

I'll have a small sweet sherry and some of that dried frog caviare on toast please. 

[Fenton]

I've moved to the snug, so I don't have to mix with the lesser ranks.

Why have party poppers suddenly started going off and is that 'happy days are here again' I hear being played on the yazoo near the indoor water polo table

[Leman]

I once played water polo for GB - it's a long story and it wasn't Team GB I hasten to add. Won a bronze medal, which I can wear with pride alongside my new rank badges.

[Fenton]

I once played water polo for GB

Girls Brigade?