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Last Hussar

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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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nikharwood

I think he's still conscious....better give him one more. For luck.

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Call a para medic, last Hussar just broke his fist on my CHAIN Mail.

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
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fsn

Of course there's such a thing as chain mail. You get it through the post and then send it on to people.

There's also chain male - invented by Prince Albert.

Now. Any chance of a breakfast? My mouth tastes gummy.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Banging headache here, feel like a badger has taken up residence. Just this weird thumping sound...

Last Hussar, your chainmail is clean now, where do you want it?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Last Hussar

[Throws salt water on Lemmey's Mail - and ALL other metallic bits]
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Those bits are titanium, it won't corrode!  ;)
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

Last Hussar

Well, they are anium.  What's inside is the rest of it.

[Passes aloe vera to Lemmey for the burn]
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

Hertsblue

Quote from: fsn on 09 February 2014, 12:26:02 PM
Of course there's such a thing as chain mail. You get it through the post and then send it on to people.

There's also chain male - invented by Prince Albert.

Now. Any chance of a breakfast? My mouth tastes gummy.

Chain mail is tautology. Mail is interlocking rings by definition. Rings sewn onto leather is "proof".  :-B

No, you would hit a man with glasses, would you?
When you realise we're all mad, life makes a lot more sense.

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get2grips

I suggest you type chainmail into google and see what pops up  in the advert box.

Certainy made me believe in its existance :D

Techno

Will you lot stop thumping around....You're jogging the table while I'm trying to work !

get2grips

Quote from: Techno on 10 February 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Will you lot stop thumping around....You're jogging the table while I'm trying to work !

Seriously guys...let him work in peace.

Did you see the mess he made of the Mongols???  ;D :P :) ;)

Phil, you know I'm joking right?

Techno

Black book......AGAIN !!  ;) ;D
Cheers - Phil

fsn

Does Ker-Plunk count as working?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 10 February 2014, 04:09:19 PM
Does Ker-Plunk count as working?

No - but in your case it's a therapy.

IanS
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021