Forum barfight

[get2grips]

He told me you did!

Hmm

Said the same thing to me

FSN...OUT...you're barred again!

[Techno]

Pint of Dark Ness for Ithorial. Wouldn't say that was dark and heavy, but I've been pouring it for two hours!

LEMMEY !! ...Will you please stop trying to use the blanking taps, while I'm down here in the cellar changing the blanking barrels over !!
The lights have gone again down here.

[get2grips]

LEMMEY !! ...Will you please stop trying to use the blanking taps, while I'm down here in the cellar changing the blanking barrels over !!
The lights have gone again down here.

Watch out...I saw Leon heading off that way to play X-box

[Techno]

We've had a bit of a refurb, so there's a new range of cocktails, plus 37 real ales with silly names, and please try not to fall off the ridiculously oversized stools around the new poser tables.

WHO DECIDED THEY SHOULD BE THAT COLOUR !!

[fsn]

*knocks on microwave window from inside*

May I come out yet?

[Techno]

Not until I've flicked the trip switch.....DON'T TRY AND OPEN THE DOOR FROM INSIDE !

[get2grips]

*knocks on microwave window from inside*

May I come out yet?

Yes...if someone vouches for your character and (snigger) accepts responsibility for you (snigger).

[fsn]

I'm just a bit worried about this tin foil in my hair.

[Techno]

I'm just about to flick the trip.
EVERYBODY DOWN !!

[get2grips]

I'm just about to flick the trip.
EVERYBODY DOWN !!

Everyone dutifully ducks.............

[Fenton]

Arrgh!  *falls over rubbing his forehead. Looks about and picks something up on the floor* Oi who nutted me?

[petercooman]

WHO DECIDED THEY SHOULD BE THAT COLOUR !!

No worries Phil, the soft pink just makes it less obvious if Leon is naked again...

[fsn]

 

[fsn]

Um chaps! Friend Fenton has been felled by a fiendish flying .. peanut travelling at near light speed.

Not only that, but my hair is giving off colourful sparks and is  like to go on fire. 

Please could you all stop applauding and let me out? It's getting a bit hot in this microwave, and I'm getting dizzy sitting on this turntable.

[get2grips]

FSN makes sense...

[get2grips]

Um chaps! Friend Fenton has been felled by a fiendish flying .. peanut travelling at near light speed.

Not only that, but my hair is giving off colourful sparks and is  like to go on fire. 

Please could you all stop applauding and let me out? It's getting a bit hot in this microwave, and I'm getting dizzy sitting on this turntable.

Opens microwave...

Throws in bag of popcorn...

Closes door...

Presses quick start 3 times...

[fsn]

... and while I remember I don't want Friend Fenton to make a mask of my face using his new vacuum pump.

Nice popcorn, needs some salt.

By the way, whose chicken and mushroom pie am I sitting in?

[get2grips]

... and while I remember I don't want Friend Fenton to make a mask of my face using his new vacuum pump.

[petercooman]

FSN makes sense...

Why on earth did you say that out loud!!!

He'll never stop now!!

[Fenton]

Dont worry FSN I need the vacuum pump for ...Well I will just keep quiet about that