Forum barfight

[Techno]

Who wants to date Lemmy?

Interesting from an archaeological point of view.....We don't have to incinerate him now, so we can use carbon dating, I trust....That might be a little OTT 

[Fenton]

Wait a moment - that's not a lobster! That's Glorfindel in a wig!

What the one in the Lobster Armour?...Taking this new ECW project a tad too far I think

[Fenton]

Interesting from an archaeological point of view.....We don't have to incinerate him now, so we can use carbon dating, I trust....That might be a little OTT 

No I've seen his wooden acting in here and he's barking mad...Bringing in a local Dendrologist would be better, though I dont want to examine his ring

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*Pulls out chainsaw from behind the bar*

If you want to carbon14 date me, I'll use dendrochronology on you!¹

Except that lobster, there is no way to accurately tell the age of one of them.


¹Study of treering dating to show when ancient timbers were felled and when structures were built!

[Fenton]

*Pulls out chainsaw from behind the bar*

If you want to carbon14 date me, I'll use dendrochronology on you!¹

Except that lobster, there is no way to accurately tell the age of one of them.


¹Study of treering dating to show when ancient timbers were felled and when structures were built!

*in worst scouse accent* calm down calm down

I like the little '1' you did there...Are you a computer programmer?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Ex academichistorian. Was meant to be a footnote.

Anyone got any two stroke oil, haven't used this chainsaw in years?

[Fenton]

Does it use unleaded?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

This tickled me after today's silliness!

[fsn]

Is that Patrick Stewart?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Yes!

[fsn]

If they're not filming a weird remake of "the fly", that's very sad. 

[Techno]

Anyone got any two stroke oil, haven't used this chainsaw in years?

Yep...Lots....and the chain oil....But I was too much of a coward to use it yesterday.
Rather large bit of tree overhanging road that had been trashed by the gales....

I went up the ladder and used a hand saw.....I'm FAR too accident prone to trust myself using a chainsaw, without both feet on the ground......And even then Mrs T has to supervise me.   
Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

If they're not filming a weird remake of "the fly", that's very sad. 

It was his Halloween costume!

[Maenoferren]

This tickled me after today's silliness!

you let that tickle you... you are totally wierd man 
runs off to find the two stroke oil in my man drawer to put on the floor to ensure anyone who tries to hit me ends up slipping up.

[Hertsblue]

RSC classical actor in lobster costume - no wonder he looks totally p****d off!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Cinzano, eight one litre bottles, check.
Three gross Babycham.
Three magnums of Bailey's...
Seven hundred and twenty packs of pork scratchings...
Half a lager... Must be Nik's.
Oh, and a curly Wurly.

Yep, that's the preorders sorted for a quiet lunchtime

[fsn]

Haven't you forgotten to urinate on the bar peanuts?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Nah, can't stand presoaked. They use artificial badger urine these days. Would you like to try these free range skunk scented cashews instead?

[fsn]

Don't you have any Brie and Rocket crisps?

[get2grips]

Haven't you forgotten to urinate on the bar peanuts?

Apparently they are anyway from people not washing their hands