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Roy

11 September 2017, 08:36:46 AM #2080
Unfortunately I'm finding more and more Silver hairs each week ... I'm only 35!  ~X(
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

FierceKitty

11 September 2017, 09:59:48 AM #2081
Quote from: ErHo on 07 September 2017, 06:52:29 PM
If youre buying feminine products, youre already past the stage where you need to impress them!   ;D


There are benefits in keeping your wife impressed with your gentlemanly behaviour. Even if she likes your caveman side too.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Orcs

12 September 2017, 05:17:23 AM #2082
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 September 2017, 09:59:48 AM
There are benefits in keeping your wife impressed with your gentlemanly behaviour. Even if she likes your caveman side too.

There are definite benefits in not having a wife to impress at all!  :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

FierceKitty

12 September 2017, 08:43:54 AM #2083
Quote from: Orcs on 12 September 2017, 05:17:23 AM
There are definite benefits in not having a wife to impress at all!  :)

You scratch your itches your way, I'll do it mine....
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

12 September 2017, 09:29:09 AM #2084
Will you lot stop being so nice to each other and get on with the physical violence? =)
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fsn

12 September 2017, 11:51:45 AM #2085
Please accept this hand grenade as a token of my esteem.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

12 September 2017, 12:08:28 PM #2086
Erm... you left the pin in!
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Techno

12 September 2017, 12:36:58 PM #2087
Bet it's got plasters holding it in place.  :D

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

12 September 2017, 12:57:43 PM #2088
No I soldered them in before I sent them over, be irresponsible to give live grenades to Nobby otherwise.
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

12 September 2017, 01:51:47 PM #2089
 =O =O
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O Dinas Powys

12 September 2017, 05:18:09 PM #2090
Quote from: mad lemmey on 12 September 2017, 09:29:09 AM
Will you lot stop being so nice to each other and get on with the physical violence? =)

They're just flirting before flinging glasses of lambrini into each other's faces and storming out in a huff!  =((

;)
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

FierceKitty

12 September 2017, 05:20:59 PM #2091
Semprini?  :o
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

12 September 2017, 07:21:49 PM #2092
Nowhere near as good as Keith Emerson or Rick Wakeman.  :D

Cheers - Phil

O Dinas Powys

12 September 2017, 10:18:40 PM #2093
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 September 2017, 05:20:59 PM
Semprini?  :o

No, lambrini: it's a cheap, low-grade, fizzy wine which is favoured by a young, emotional demographic and is therefore perfect for pouring over the head/chucking in the face of a memeber of the opposite sex at the denouement of a soap opera episode ;)
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

FierceKitty

13 September 2017, 12:42:06 AM #2094
A reference to the great Monty Python on my side.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

13 September 2017, 05:34:28 AM #2095
Yes, I know....I was being silly.  :P

FierceKitty

13 September 2017, 05:53:13 AM #2096
Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, too silly.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

fsn

13 September 2017, 06:44:11 AM #2097
Lambrini is that low grade sparkling wine made out of young sheep.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

13 September 2017, 06:48:32 AM #2098
Nobby chew your own coat, then chase that Viking choir out.
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Orcs

13 September 2017, 08:40:03 AM #2099
Nobby, WILL YOU BE MORE BLOODY CAREFULL WHEN CHEWING COATS - YOU JUST BIT MY FINGER!!!


Anyone got a plaster?
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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