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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Roy

Anyone here know how to make a Corpse Reviver?
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d_Guy

The drink I suppose, not the electrical thingee?
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Ingredients 2 parts cognac, 1 part Calvados, 1 part sweet vermouth (Cinzano).
Stir with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass

Or Defibrillator kit...
1 part beer, 1 part vodka, 1 part Canadian whisky, 3 parts orange juice! Serve stirred in a highball glass.  :-&

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Quote from: mad lemmey on 29 June 2017, 03:07:49 PM
Or Defibrillator kit...
1 part beer, 1 part vodka, 1 part Canadian whisky, 3 parts orange juice! Serve stirred in a highball glass.  :-&

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Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 29 June 2017, 12:52:28 PM
Anyone here know how to make a Corpse Reviver?

FSN prefers not to revive a corpse, as she might say no to what he proposes !  :D :-& :-&
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Corpse Revivers are the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
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I prefer the Corpse Reviver No 2: equal parts gin, lemon juice,  Cointreau, Kina Lillet, and a dash of absinthe (I like a large "dash").

The 1930 Savoy Cocktail Book says "Four of these taken in swift succession will unrevive the corpse again".

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Quote from: sunjester on 04 July 2017, 07:45:16 AM
I prefer the Corpse Reviver No 2: equal parts gin, lemon juice,  Cointreau, Kina Lillet, and a dash of absinthe (I like a large "dash").

The 1930 Savoy Cocktail Book says "Four of these taken in swift succession will unrevive the corpse again".

And probably embalm the body as well.
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Last Hussar

You can't get Kina Lillet anymore. Closest is a vermouth called (something) Americano
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Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 July 2017, 10:02:42 PM
You can't get Kina Lillet anymore. Closest is a vermouth called (something) Americano

Cocchi Americano. As used in the Vesper Martini, Corpse Reviver #2 and Old Etonian ... and doubtless other cocktails to boot.

Though no longer Kina, Lillet is available (e.g. from here https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005UXLCRM/007dossier-21), though it's now known as Lillet Blanc to differentiate it from Lillet Rouge which was launched later.

Of course, as a husband who had no qualms about purchasing "feminine hygiene" products for my other half, Lil-let has a whole other connotation!
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 07 July 2017, 01:39:48 AM
Cocchi Americano. As used in the Vesper Martini, Corpse Reviver #2 and Old Etonian ... and doubtless other cocktails to boot.

Though no longer Kina, Lillet is available (e.g. from here https://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005UXLCRM/007dossier-21), though it's now known as Lillet Blanc to differentiate it from Lillet Rouge which was launched later.

Of course, as a husband who had no qualms about purchasing "feminine hygiene" products for my other half, Lil-let has a whole other connotation!

Few things impress a woman more, in my experience, than helping out in that direction, especially on holiday where you remembered to pack a box or two and she forgot.
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 07 July 2017, 01:44:57 AM
Few things impress a woman more, in my experience, than helping out in that direction, especially on holiday where you remembered to pack a box or two and she forgot.

If youre buying feminine products, youre already past the stage where you need to impress them!   ;D

If youre buying for someone you hardly know...  youre probably Mayor of the Friendzone!
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Quote from: ErHo on 07 September 2017, 06:52:29 PM
If youre buying for someone you hardly know...  youre probably Mayor of the Friendzone!

Or they will regard you as a creepy weirdo and avoid you in the future. :D
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Roy

Quote from: Orcs on 07 September 2017, 07:32:53 PM
Or they will regard you as a creepy weirdo and avoid you in the future. :D

I fear the same when I meet a lass, that's why I don't mention the toy soldiers. Best to wait till after the 'very well, you can fart or use my loo' stage in the relationship to introduce her to the little lead men. Of course, she could then come back with her insane collecting habits and make you want to run for the hills!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Orcs

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 08 September 2017, 09:49:20 AM
I fear the same when I meet a lass, that's why I don't mention the toy soldiers. Best to wait till after the 'very well, you can fart or use my loo' stage in the relationship to introduce her to the little lead men. Of course, she could then come back with her insane collecting habits and make you want to run for the hills!

But Roy your ginger - if she is ok with that all your other foibles should pale into insignificance  ;D ;D

Sorry - you walked into that  :)
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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Roy

Ha! :) In fact I forget I'm ginger, most of the time. I suppose it might come as a bit of a shock to people, when meeting in person for the first time, when they've previously envisioned me as a member of the black/brown/or blonde -haired majority. Though it does make it easier to find me ... I don't need to be wearing a carnation in my breast pocket, or carrying a rolled up newspaper. 'Alright luv. Just look for't ginger amongst crowd, an' yule 'av found me.'

Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

ErHo

My mom was a ginger(had a soul) but none of us are ready in turn...   it's up to you Roy, breed like there's no tomorrow!!!
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