Forum barfight

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

What, you mean it comes in pints!

[fsn]

Don't we all? 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Cant drink beer in anything less than a pint glass......Glass of Stella NOW Nobby !

Ian S

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

You lot usually drink in gallons!
One gallon of Stella...

[Last Hussar]

It's quiet Sergeant...  Too quiet...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Doomed...

[Techno]

Will......Is that really you, under all those cobwebs and dust ?

If it hasn't gone completely flat......A pint of brandy with that hint of fizzy lemonade, if you please.

Put it on Leon's slate......He's not here, so he'll never notice. 

Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It will go straight through you Phil! Suppose we can recycle it later? 
'Scuse the webs, move the black widow and shift the bear trap before you sit down.  🕷

[fsn]

Bloomin' marvellous! Been knocking on this door every day for months, and no-one thought to let me out. I just curl up under the billiard table for a nap and the place fills up with ... whatever Techno is.



   

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Bloomin' marvellous! Been knocking on this door every day for months, and no-one thought to let me out. I just curl up under the billiard table for a nap and the place fills up with ... whatever Techno is.

One suspects it's the ambient odder of Wuncorn what is keein uz owt.

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It's not ambient, its belligerent!

[fsn]

Well I'll have a pint of whatever it is.

[Techno]

I think we need to give the place a damn good clean first.

Tonight's special is a bloody Mary Techno.......I've managed to slice one of my fingers, for the first time in months.

Serves me right for the way I was holding the model......and using a spanking new blade..
I'll have to get some more plasters .....Or get the vets to stitch it up. (Biggest dog having a blood test tomorrow)

MRI scan (Me) on Friday.....What a fun week coming up. 

Cheers - Phil

[Westmarcher]

 

[Good luck, Friday]

fsn; you've been locked in the bar all that time and there's still booze left?

[fsn]

fsn; you've been locked in the bar all that time and there's still booze left?

Yup, but not a single pork pie!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Those weren't pork pies... 

[Techno]

Nah.....Those were the bits of me they took out, the last time I went into hospital.

(Mind you....That would have made a very small pie......And WHAT did they use for the pastry ?) 

Yik !!..... (And thanks, Westie,  )

Cheers - Phil.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Remember not to ask for Pink Floyd whilst in the scanner !! 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Pink Floyd:
1 ounce Amaretto
1 ounce Southern Comfort
1 ounce orange juice
1 ounce pineapple juice
Mix and serve over ice.
All proceeds should go to breast cancer awareness, as it was originally invented to support that noble cause!

There's a reason I'm the barsteward here... 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I suspect that Phil, alechol, blades and 'ospitals do na mix.