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Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 03:39:33 PM

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Techno

21 December 2015, 09:54:21 PM #1880
Will....... :o

I said "I've been walking 'round the paddock !.......Not put blanking haddock in the drink."
Sheesh !

Duke Speedy of Leighton

21 December 2015, 10:38:00 PM #1881
Oh!
FSN, do you want a Herring Wallbanger?
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Tawa

21 December 2015, 10:48:12 PM #1882
*picks baileys and haddock smoothie off the bar*

Nobody want this then?
Well that went down like a lead baboon......

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Last Hussar

22 December 2015, 12:25:30 AM #1883
*sniffs air*

Has FSN been bringing his dirty laundry in again?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

22 December 2015, 08:35:09 AM #1884
Nah, Tawa took his shoe off after stepping in a bear trap!
Forgot I left that there, now, anyone seen the pit recently?  :-\
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fsn

22 December 2015, 09:23:20 AM #1885
Umm. Its down here!

Anyone got a ladder?


Lads?  A ladder? Please!

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Orcs

22 December 2015, 09:32:41 AM #1886
Sorry FSN,  I am too busy making my way up a ladder on the barmaids stockings  :d
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Tawa

22 December 2015, 10:42:17 AM #1887
Quote from: mad lemmey on 22 December 2015, 08:35:09 AM
Nah, Tawa took his shoe off

You have no idea how accurate that is!  :>
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Roy

22 December 2015, 11:27:10 AM #1888
Does this place serve Babycham?  <:-P
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Techno

22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM #1889
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

Tawa

22 December 2015, 12:14:46 PM #1890
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

Enjoy!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

22 December 2015, 04:58:29 PM #1891
Yup, one babyham, sorry, cham coming up, usual 4 pint jug? Olive?
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fsn

22 December 2015, 05:24:55 PM #1892
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

'ere! You leave my crate alone!

I haven't made the bed!
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Ithoriel

19 January 2016, 07:42:12 PM #1893
Beslubbering boil-brained hedge-pigs the lot of you! :D

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

19 January 2016, 08:40:39 PM #1894
None if that language here you thou artless hell-hated lout!
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Tawa

19 January 2016, 10:21:21 PM #1895
Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of elderberries!  :D
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Last Hussar

20 January 2016, 12:59:10 AM #1896
Your father was an elderberry, and your mother smelled of hedgehogs
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Tawa

20 January 2016, 10:35:17 PM #1897
Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 January 2016, 12:59:10 AM
Your father was an elderberry, and your mother smelled of hedgehogs

I say! Most rude!  :o
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Last Hussar

21 January 2016, 01:54:46 AM #1898
Quote from: Techno on 22 December 2015, 11:28:31 AM
I think there's a crate in the cellar marked "Nobby's".

No,it's 'Nobbies'.  We have clones, so we can replace them when they break every 2-3 days.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

21 January 2016, 07:38:15 AM #1899
Why WOULD anyone want to CLONE NOBBY........OUT OUT OUT.

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