Forum barfight

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Throw the ice out - there's a foreign body in it.

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I'm English, here's my passport! 

[Hertsblue]

Then how come it's in Welsh?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Foreign as in not supposed to be there, nationality irrelevant.

IanS

[fsn]

It's too hot. I fancy a slush-puppy.

First, I'll just pop this ice into a blender ...

[Ithoriel]

OK fsn, I'll go get a puppy for you.

[fsn]

Excellent! But not a Dachshund. They taste of badger.

[Ithoriel]

Schnauzer!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Excellent! But not a Dachshund. They taste of badger.

badger Mind you doubt you could taste anything, given the poisonous atmosphere in Runcorn.

IanS

[OldenBUA]

Hey, drinks are on me! I even brought some Bierwurst!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Danka!

It's so moist and sticky here even the humidity thinks it's warm!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Oh NO NO NO - the sausage is spreading. Feed it to that small dog...

IanS

[Sandinista]

Time for ice cold cider, who wants one?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Yes please - with ice, lemon, cherry and umbrella please.

IanS

[Hertsblue]

Ice in cider - ugh, blasphemy! 

[Ace of Spades]

Hmmm... never been in here before... Wonder what kind of bar this is.
Ah well; let's have a cold one and see what happens..
'Bartender!'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

One liquid nitrogen and dry ice smoothy coming up!

Watch out for those peanuts...

[Ace of Spades]

Phewww; I think I popped a filling there... that's a mean cold drink you serve sir!
And thanks for the warning on the peanuts; I'll try to stay clear!
So how's bussiness here?

[Techno]

It'll pick up when the decorating's finally finished.
Pint of Absinthe, please Will.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Do you want the usual dead lizard in that Techno?

Oi! Ithorial! Put that claymore down...
It says point THAT way at the enemy!