Forum barfight

[Techno]

The dust in here's disgusting......Who was supposed to do the cleaning last ?.....And just LOOK at the sodding cobwebs !

OK....All the white metal dust on the floor is down to me......I'll sort that out now !
Does the Dyson still work, Will ?

[Orcs]

Does the Dyson still work, Will ?

No Phil, but according to Ray, the lady in the corner waiting for the chicken, can do a really good impression of one for a tenner

[fsn]

Is she waiting for this cowardly fellow that's just come in?

By the way, I've been waiting two months for my pint of Milk of Magnesia and buttercup syrup. Where did you go to change that barrel?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Ulanbaator. Thought you said milk a mongol geeza!!

[fsn]

... and yet you managed to get a pint. Well done, though I think it's gone off.

Could I have a pint of bitter instead please?

I see the décor has changed again. Have you gone retro, or has someone stolen the carpets?

[Hertsblue]

No, the previous tenant was a Scotsman. He took the wallpaper too.... 

[Techno]

No Phil, but according to Ray, the lady in the corner waiting for the chicken, can do a really good impression of one for a tenner

....You can't take him anywhere, can you ?

[Hertsblue]

You can take me anywhere - so long as you don't embarrass easily....

[fsn]

No Phil, but according to Ray, the lady in the corner waiting for the chicken, can do a really good impression of one for a tenner

It's of no interest to me. I'm a baritone.

[Techno]

AAAARGH !!!!
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Some ask something in Welsh........

IanS

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Yep thought it were, un-intelligible from the back of the throat.

IanS 

[Sandinista]

A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?

Dim gael cwrw fel yr holl gweddill

[fsn]

A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?

I think you've dropped something on your keyboard.

[Orcs]

....You can't take him anywhere, can you ?

Perhaps not, - But you can take the "lady" in the corner anywhere you like - They don't call her the  "Martini girl" for nothing. 

[Techno]

A allaf gael gynhalydd safonol ar gyfer fy Pictiaid eto?

Can I have a carer for my Picts ?.....I thought I was doing a standard bearer next.

Dim gael cwrw fel yr holl gweddill

No beer available at all.....something.
Was it one of the 'Andys' that was really good at Welsh ?
Don't look to me for translations. 

Perhaps not, - But you can take the "lady" in the corner anywhere you like - They don't call her the  "Martini girl" for nothing. 

Mark !!......That's showing you age, remembering that advert.
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Mark !!......That's showing you age, remembering that advert.
Cheers - Phil

I was very, very young when I saw that- Honest. 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Too hot for beer tonight, I'm hiding in the ice bucket!

[Ithoriel]

Mark !!......That's showing you age, remembering that advert.

THAT advert? What "only right ones drink Martini!"