What to use as an anniversary

[Nosher]

The first fumble in the dark.

[O Dinas Powys]

Who's to say anything untoward happened in the first twelve years

Well, whether it was untoward or not isn't for me to say, but since Leon has (IIRC) two sproggs *something* happened... 

Either that or the casting technology at Pendraken is far in advance of anything seen elsewhere in the industry!

[O Dinas Powys]

Anyway, back to the question in hand, has Mrs Orcs ever bought you any gaming related products? If yes, then the first time it happened OR the first time you can verify the date for should suffice

[d_Guy]

Well, whether it was untoward or not isn't for me to say, but since Leon has (IIRC) two sproggs *something* happened... 

Either that or the casting technology at Pendraken is far in advance of anything seen elsewhere in the industry!

[Orcs]

Anyway, back to the question in hand, has Mrs Orcs ever bought you any gaming related products? If yes, then the first time it happened OR the first time you can verify the date for should suffice

Yes she has, but I can't remember when the first time for that was. It was early on in our relationship, but most of that was a blur of falling clothes 

[O Dinas Powys]

Yes she has, but I can't remember when the first time for that was. It was early on in our relationship, but most of that was a blur of falling clothes 

Ah well, you'll just have to randomise it then on a yearly basis: roll a d360 and count it out.  Why only 360?  Well, you wouldn't want to double-dip (delete two from) Valentine's Day; Easter Sunday; Christmas Day; Boxing Day; New Year's Eve or either of your birthdays 

You could do it once and stick with the result OR randomise it every year 

[d_Guy]

Ah well, you'll just have to randomise it then on a yearly basis: roll a d360 and count it out.  Why only 360?  Well, you wouldn't want to double-dip (delete two from) Valentine's Day; Easter Sunday; Christmas Day; Boxing Day; New Year's Eve or either of your birthdays 

Rule 1: roll 1d360 - argue about which face is actually showing - roll 1d6 to settle argument - suddenly recall there may be a roll modifier somewhere - roll 1d6 to see if the modifier actually applies - etc
Rule 1.1 If Leap Year then 1d360 roll is +1 unless a participant's birthday IS February 29 AND it has been chosen as an exempt date in which Ignore the modifier.

[Orcs]

Ah well, you'll just have to randomise it then on a yearly basis: roll a d360 and count it out.  Why only 360?  Well, you wouldn't want to double-dip (delete two from) Valentine's Day; Easter Sunday; Christmas Day; Boxing Day; New Year's Eve or either of your birthdays 

You could do it once and stick with the result OR randomise it every year 

Good Idea, although valentines day is her birthday.  Perhaps I should suggest valentines day, then I have only one date to remember, I can roll Birthday, Valentines day and anniversary all into one.   

Perhaps not I would still be expected to get cards for each occasion.    And what if I did forget ........ Can you imagine


Mrs Orcs:  He forgot Valentines day this year!

Mrs Orcs Friend:  Oh that's awful, never mind there is always your birthday.

Mrs Orcs:  HE FORGOT THAT TOO!!!! 

Mrs Orcs Friend ( now a little flustered): Never mind, perhaps you can do something extra special for your Anniversary....

Mrs Orcs: DONT EVEN GO THERE! HE FORGOT THAT AS WELL!!!!   
 

[O Dinas Powys]

Good Idea, although valentines day is her birthday.  Perhaps I should suggest valentines day, then I have only one date to remember, I can roll Birthday, Valentines day and anniversary all into one.   

Perhaps not I would still be expected to get cards for each occasion.    And what if I did forget ........ Can you imagine


Mrs Orcs:  He forgot Valentines day this year!

Mrs Orcs Friend:  Oh that's awful, never mind there is always your birthday.

Mrs Orcs:  HE FORGOT THAT TOO!!!! 

Mrs Orcs Friend ( now a little flustered): Never mind, perhaps you can do something extra special for your Anniversary....

Mrs Orcs: DONT EVEN GO THERE! HE FORGOT THAT AS WELL!!!!