Ear piercing.

[Techno]

From one of Mrs T's Horsey sites.
Posted by a lady who runs an animal sanctuary (mostly horses, as you can imagine.....If Mrs T visits the site.)

"At the age of 56, I've finally had my ears pierced.......I had to beat the ****ing parrot off with the dustpan."

I thought it was supposed to be a joke. But Mrs T said "No, she's got a really evil b*stard of a parrot....I've seen the b*gger !"

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Welsh humour ??

IanS

[Orcs]

From one of Mrs T's Horsey sites.
Posted by a lady who runs an animal sanctuary (mostly horses, as you can imagine.....If Mrs T visits the site.)

"At the age of 56, I've finally had my ears pierced.......I had to beat the ****ing parrot off with the dustpan."

I thought it was supposed to be a joke. But Mrs T said "No, she's got a really evil b*stard of a parrot....I've seen the b*gger !"

Cheers - Phil

Good job it was only her ears she had pierced 

[d_Guy]

"At the age of 56, I've finally had my ears pierced.......I had to beat the ****ing parrot off with the dustpan."

After close reading this, is there a pirate reference here?

[Last Hussar]

She beat a parrot off?

[Techno]

Apparently ! So it would let go of her ear. ! 

Cheers - Phil

[Tawa]

She beat a parrot off?

Lucky parrot.....

[Nosher]

I thought Pirates Spanked Monkeys

[Orcs]

I thought Pirates Spanked Monkeys

No Just L.H

[Last Hussar]

I've never been spanked by a pirate.

[fsn]

Do I detect a wistful air to that last post?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Down Nobby - Down.

IanS

[Tawa]

I've never been spanked by a pirate.

If you ask nicely.

[Ithoriel]

I though pirates were in to bashing the bishop and fondling their jewels?

[Techno]