Have you ever seen a cow hiding up a tree?

Started by Westmarcher, 24 January 2015, 01:59:40 PM

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Matt J

30 January 2015, 02:51:31 PM #20
Phil can I have my coat. It's Friesian in here
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Techno

30 January 2015, 03:04:27 PM #21
  AAAARGH !! X_X ~X( #-o

Form an orderly queue, please Gentlemen.
Cheers - Phil


Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

30 January 2015, 04:16:25 PM #22
Phil - WORK FASTER....

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getagrip

30 January 2015, 04:39:55 PM #23
Phil, if you've got a beef with any of this, take it up with the management.
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Westmarcher

30 January 2015, 05:05:30 PM #24
That would be really raising the steaks. :-S
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getagrip

30 January 2015, 05:07:59 PM #25
Quote from: Westmarcher on 30 January 2015, 05:05:30 PM
That would be really raising the steaks. :-S

Phil-it really isn't getting any better  :D
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30 January 2015, 05:23:07 PM #26
As long as no one MINCES their words, I guess someone will STEAK a claim to this thread as being reasonable, it might even be made into a book and be LEATHER bound in COW HIDE. 

No, I can't do this anymore, to early in the day!   :(

Westmarcher

30 January 2015, 05:58:04 PM #27
Some say there is a cow ready to sign a book deal (provisional title, "How to hide in trees.") but, being realistic, its only a ruminant.   :)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

getagrip

30 January 2015, 05:58:53 PM #28
Quote from: Westmarcher on 30 January 2015, 05:58:04 PM
Some say there is a cow ready to sign a book deal (provisional title, "How to hide in trees.") but, being realistic, its only a ruminant.   :)

;D
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Techno

30 January 2015, 07:58:11 PM #29
Sort you own coats out !  ;D ;D ;D
(Does make a change from the fish puns, though....And that is NOT, I repeat NOT an excuse to start now !)
Cheers - Phil

fsn

30 January 2015, 08:18:09 PM #30
Sorry. I'm hooked. On a scale of 1 to ten-ch oose how much you hate fish puns.

You must be up to your gills in them. Sorry, is this getting orcaward?

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getagrip

30 January 2015, 09:11:53 PM #31
Ten squid says we can actually cause Phil psychological damage  :D
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fsn

30 January 2015, 09:14:27 PM #32
How would we tell?
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Ithoriel

30 January 2015, 09:21:07 PM #33
I'm saying nothing ... I'm completely cowed and I know my plaice :P
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getagrip

30 January 2015, 09:22:36 PM #34
Quote from: Ithoriel on 30 January 2015, 09:21:07 PM
I'm saying nothing ... I'm completely cowed and I know my plaice :P
Quote from: fsn on 30 January 2015, 09:14:27 PM
How would we tell?

;D ;D ;D
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Westmarcher

31 January 2015, 12:29:38 AM #35
 ;D =O ;D
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FierceKitty

31 January 2015, 05:28:31 AM #36
I hate to mussel in on this wit-session, but shut up, losers.
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getagrip

31 January 2015, 07:38:09 AM #37
Alright, don't carp on about it!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

31 January 2015, 08:39:20 AM #38
Haddock enough yet?
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Techno

31 January 2015, 11:24:40 AM #39
Yep !!
Stop it...The lot of you ! :P
Cheers - Phil
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