Clever Jokes

[Hertsblue]

You overestimate the requirement for strict Real World(tm) accuracy in telling a joke.

Brevity is the soul of wit - to quote Oscar Wilde.

[FierceKitty]

Indeed?

[Orcs]

Me old mum loved 'em. But needed the tachyon one explained.

I am gald you sent her these jokes and not some of my other ones 

[Fenton]

I am sure number 23 is an old Goon show joke , though Spike Milligan could also have nicked it

[FierceKitty]

I am gald you sent her these jokes and not some of my other ones 

Mummy's sense of humour is far bluer than mine at times.

[fsn]

I am sure number 23 is an old Goon show joke , though Spike Milligan could also have nicked it

... or indeed written it.


"What are you doing in that piano?"
"I'm hidin!"
"Don't be silly, he's been dead for centuries!"

[Hertsblue]

Milligan wasn't above recycling old jokes.

[Fenton]

... or indeed written it.


"What are you doing in that piano?"
"I'm hidin!"
"Don't be silly, he's been dead for centuries!"

Moriarty where are you?

I'm disguised as a G String

Ah...So that's why I cant see you

[Hertsblue]

Admit it, you're a spy.

Nein, nein I'm a shepherd

Ah, a shepherd spy!

[Ithoriel]

Late one night, there was a menacing knock on the door. Ariminius opened it.

He said "Who are you?"

They said "We've come for your berry."

He says "It's not my berry, it's my wife's berry. Have you come to praise her berry?"

They say, "No, we've come to seize her berry, not to praise it!"

paraphrased from I'm Sorry I'll Read It Again

[Fenton]

Aide to Rommel: Herr General the British have broken through our lines

Rommel: Curses, all our washing in the mud again

[FierceKitty]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Will anyone ever find out?

[Hertsblue]

Aide: Excuse me, sir, the colonel would like to see you outside.

Neddy: Ah, he's out there, is he?

Aide: No, he's in here, but he'd like to see you outside.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No doubt you remember these on first transmission ?

IanS

[Leman]