Clever Jokes

[Fenton]

Aide to Rommel: Herr General the British have broken through our lines

Rommel: Curses, all our washing in the mud again

[FierceKitty]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Will anyone ever find out?

[Hertsblue]

Aide: Excuse me, sir, the colonel would like to see you outside.

Neddy: Ah, he's out there, is he?

Aide: No, he's in here, but he'd like to see you outside.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No doubt you remember these on first transmission ?

IanS

[Leman]