Forum barfight

[Techno]

Did you slip on the bananananana skin Will, or did Ray biff you on the head with the fire extinguisher.
Cheers - Phil.

[fsn]

I say! Which one of you ruffians spilled my lime cordial?

[Fenton]

I say! Which one of you ruffians spilled my lime cordial?

There not ruffians I think you'll find there blaggards

[Ithoriel]

There not ruffians I think you'll find there blaggards

"They're" not "There", sirrah! Don't you know the Queen's English?

Bouncer, you boy, throw this riff-raff out! 

[Techno]

I say! Which one of you ruffians spilled my lime cordial?

I think you'll find that's a half pint of Creme de Menthe topped up with tonic water fsn.
Cheers - Phil.

[Fenton]

That's ne'er-do-well to you Sir

And I was speaking in ye olde Elizabethan English not this modern grammar rubbish

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Medic...

[fsn]

Last time I was here my drink was spiked. I went home feeling very giddy and found myself acting quite improperly. Are any of you chaps here thinking of doing it again?

No?

Good job I brought my own.  

<launches overripe pear at the back of Hertsblue's head, then points at Fenton in a "he did it" attitude>

[Fenton]

Last time I was here my drink was spiked. I went home feeling very giddy and found myself acting quite improperly. Are any of you chaps here thinking of doing it again?

No?

Good job I brought my own.  

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didnt you see the big nail in it?

[fsn]

Yes. it was false and red. I assumed it was the barmaid's.

[Fenton]

Or Mad Lemmeys'

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*mumbled from the floor*
My nails are blue, if I could stand up I'd give you a close up as I cat scratch your eyes out...
Would someone please get Fenton's boots off my face?

[Fenton]

My delicate little tootsies wouldnt hurt a fly!

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Thankfully they are not on my fly, they are on my nose! Repeatedly!

[Techno]

My nails are blue, if I could stand up I'd give you a close up as I cat scratch your eyes out...

I could have sworn you said you liked the sparkly green colour, Will.

My delicate little tootsies wouldnt hurt a fly!

That's not what I heard from your chiropodist !.....Now...Please put you shoes on again, before those nice HAZMAT people come back in here.
You know the trouble we had getting rid of them last time.