Forum barfight

[get2grips]

Credits roll...

"Where everybody knows your na-aaame...."

[Fenton]

I really luvv you lot youu know except you  *points in a random direction*'cos you paint gooder than me. Hurry up with that skip! I'm tired. Did I tell you that I luvv  you all? Don't get out much, see? *Burp*

Anyway, I readed somewhee that British soldiers. British soldiers right? British soldiers used to fake heart disease. That's like a dickie ticker *thumps chest to illustrate 'dickie ticker' and beging coughing. Takes another swig of grenadine and grenado.* Right, so BRITISH soldiers right, used to ... now I'm not saying they do this now, 'cos they *eyes fill with tears, throat catches with emotion* they ... are  .. the best people, and we all ought to get down on our knees and pray for them every day. I do ... and I don't even believ in godd *winks knowingly*.

Has he not finished with that skip yyet? I heard the stripper laughing - you know the laugh? The wee willie winkie laugh? No. Neither do I, but I heard it anyway. *Burp, slightly solid. Slow chewing for a moment. Takes another swig.* Oh poo! The little candle thing's gone out.

Anyway, right, British soldiers used to fake heart disesases by sticking tobaccoo up their bum. Up ...  their .. bum. Right? Could you belif it? Tobaccoo up the bum. Must have been hell to light *laughs uproariously*.  Anyway, right. What I want to know is, right, look at me, look at me, right, 'cos I'm being serious.

Did I tell you I lov you all? Did I? *tears up again* 'cos without you, I've got nothing. Cept some lovely, lovely Centurions. You're all all right. All right. Anyway, what I wanted to know is who first found out that sticking tobacco up your bum mimics a heart condition?

*Finished drink with a flourish and passes out*

Bloody Hell...I hate to see what he's like when Mad Lemmey actually puts alcohol in his drink instead of just Raspberry cordial

[Hertsblue]

Credits roll...

"Where everybody knows your na-aaame...."

Please don't ask for credit, since a sock in the teeth often offends....

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Start a slate please, he said producing the 9mm Browning.

IanS

[Hertsblue]

Cocks the sawn-off shotgun under the bar....

[OldenBUA]

Yanks carpet from under Ian, topples shelf on Herts, waves hat in general direction of others, then swngs from chandelier while shouting "SAY, DID NO ONE EVER PLAY THAT OLD YAQUINTO GAME SWASHBUCKLER?!"

[Hertsblue]

And we reckon fsn's doolally! 

[OldenBUA]

Well, we're all mad, and I reckon FSN hasn't got ANY allies! 

[fsn]

Well, we're all mad, and I reckon FSN hasn't got ANY allies! 

*From the floor*
s'true. Nobody loves me! 

Nobody 'cept the Centruion. Lovely, lovely, Centruion.
*Curls up in a contended ball and falls asleep*

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Nother round anyone?

[get2grips]

Doors fly open...Grips enters dressed as pirate

Argh me hearties...been watching Black Sails have I and yer all a bunch of lousy landlubbers...

waves cutlass around dangerously

The first man to speak will die at the end of me blade...argh!

Cinzano with a twist please barman

[Fenton]

Why are you waving about a plastic Zorro sword with a piece of chalk in the end?...Not sure your meant to have a patch on both eyes either

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Cinzano it is Col Grips.

Fenton, the usual?

[get2grips]

Aye...it is...

And a double wine gum and water for Fenton

[Fenton]

Aye...it is...

And a double wine gum and water for Fenton

you trying to get me drunk?... and STOP drawing Z's on me Grips