Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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fsn

"Deci" = "Ten".

'nuff said.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

21 January 2014, 07:51:35 PM #646 Last Edit: 21 January 2014, 07:58:44 PM by Fenton
Quote*Sound of a pint of 'Owd Codger' sliding down the bar at tectonic speed*
Right lads, fess up, whose been using Areldite on the bar?
Chisel please!


....and that Col Grips is the physical demonstration I promised to show you of how slowly I paint
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

fsn

Thank goodness for that. I lost the top of my hemorrhoid cream and just put the tube on the bar whilst I looked for the top.

Nosher. Are you brushing your teeth?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Yeah, and you've just eaten to pot porri!
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
2016 Pendraken Painting Competion Participation Prize  (Lucky Dip Catagory) Winner

get2grips

Anyone seen my toe nail collection...?

fsn

 :-&

A pint of boiling water - and for goodness sake - hurry.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

Quote from: fsn on 21 January 2014, 09:00:03 PM
:-&

A pint of boiling water - and for goodness sake - hurry.

*a wizened old man comes stumbling in with a bucket of boiling water*

'ere you go sir, wot end  do yer want it poured in
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Sandinista


fsn

That's fine Peon, I'll drink it straight from the bucket. Mmmm. Jeyes Fluid.

Does that count as a cocktail round here?

*flings empty bucket at nearest bystander*
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Fenton

Quote from: fsn on 21 January 2014, 09:18:00 PM
That's fine Peon, I'll drink it straight from the bucket. Mmmm. Jeyes Fluid.

Does that count as a cocktail round here?

*flings empty bucket at nearest bystander*

*goes off muttering* [Names not Peon sir, I cant remember my name to be honest, now what was it?..Reginald no that's not it...you cant get the wood you know...Now where did I put my pet goldfish, ah there it is ah better go take the dog for a pull....../size]
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

fsn

I say, Peon!

Don't go away mumbling. Take that bucket and bedazzle us with an amazing dance routine, like Gene Kelly in "Anchors Aweigh". Here, let me accompany you with these spoons.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

republic of tolworth

Oi! who chucked that bucket at me?

*points at weird mumbling man*
League of the dayglow Aztec Empire.

get2grips

Quote from: republic of tolworth on 21 January 2014, 10:21:44 PM
Oi! who chucked that bucket at me?

*points at weird mumbling man*

It was Peon...it was Peon :D

republic of tolworth

Leon you say??

*cups hand to ear, while munching on a toenail surprise*
League of the dayglow Aztec Empire.

get2grips

Quote from: republic of tolworth on 21 January 2014, 10:25:52 PM
Leon you say??

*cups hand to ear, while munching on a toenail surprise*

Do you want dip with that?

I've got some Pledge Klear Peon recommended I use...