Forum barfight

[Hertsblue]

Halves!

I SAID PINTS!

*throws hot spam fritter at Mad Lemmy*

Well, that's a relief - to the moose, at least.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Right, if it's chemical weaponry and flying spam...!!!

It's been far too polite in here for too long!

*launches stale burger bun as a frisbee* CATCH!

[fsn]

*as burger bun ricochets repeatedly across the bar*

have you been watching "Xena: Warrior Princess" again?

Ow!

[fsn]

Fateeore thats not the toilet thats the...

Oh never mind no-one will notice

Cancel my order for lobster would you?

[Techno]

It's done now.....You sure you don't want it ?...No refunds here sir.

[Fenton]

Cancel my order for lobster would you?

Just imagine its got olive oil drizzled over it or something

[republic of tolworth]

So now I have no pints and I've lost my spam fritter 

I shall sit in the corner near the fire and plot my revenge.

*watches curiously as oily lobster makes break for back door*

[fsn]

I say Barkeep! Barkeep! Bar-keeeep!

May I have a small sherry? Sweet? And a pint of ... whatever that is ... for Mr Tolworth. Please pay for it from this delicate purse I have just found in Mr Fenton's pocket.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Certainly sir! Erm... Change for a Fifty Mr Fenton?

Erm... Would someone tell that Lobster that he hasn't cleared his tab.

[Fenton]

Sorry that 50 FSN has and this one is the only 50's I had

[fsn]

Nudist blacksmith. Got to be a dangerous job!

Never mind.

Will you take a Czech?

[Last Hussar]

No, I'm too Hungary.

[fsn]

This bar needs a Polish.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

We have Turkey...

[fsn]

Could I have that with Swedes?