Forum barfight

[Ithoriel]

I shall duck out of the action by hiding behind this sheet of glass where no one shall see me because .... I will have my eyes closed!

[Hertsblue]

I shall duck out of the action by hiding behind this sheet of glass where no one shall see me because .... I will have my eyes closed!

Ah, the Bluebottle school of tactics, I see! 

[Fenton]

I shall duck out of the action by hiding behind this sheet of glass where no one shall see me because .... I will have my eyes closed!

* Brings out photograph of escape tunnel* You can buy this if you want ..Only 7/6 Comes with a drawing of a ladder to

[Last Hussar]

*pulls out oil painting of gun*

[Maenoferren]

*pulls out oil painting of gun*

I am sorry but you just hit Defcon 3... I have flying Monkeys and I know how to use them!
well I would ...but somehow I never got round to actually reading the manual... it is there somewhere in my 'man drawer'

[Hertsblue]

I am sorry but you just hit Defcon 3... I have flying Monkeys and I know how to use them!
well I would ...but somehow I never got round to actually reading the manual... it is there somewhere in my 'man drawer'

"Man drawer" = bedroom floor.

[republic of tolworth]

Gosh it's very quiet here.

I shall grab a nice pint and sit in the corner.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Do you ant some crisps with that?

[republic of tolworth]

Yummy what flavour?

[Techno]

Do you ant some crisps with that?

Fire or bullet ant flavour for me please.....Mmmmmm tangy !!
Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I've got wood ant, honey ant or soldier ant flavours, or egog crisps or pork scratching...

No, don't eat that pot puree! Sorry that's some spare mdf offcuts the Dark Lord left in here!

And I'm not sure those peanuts are edible, can I offer you some unroasted cashews?

[Techno]

What do the egog crisps taste like ?.....Do you get a sachet of salad cream in with them ?
Otherwise I'll have a 'grab-bag' sized pack of soldier ants, please barman.....Keep the change

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Egog, like prickled onion, only spikier!

Only tartare sauce I'm afraid!

[Techno]

Worth a try then.....And what are you having barman ?

[Last Hussar]

Any Spam?