Forum barfight

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Uses seasonal sprig of holly to tickle Fento's feet!

[Fenton]

I could have sworn you said you liked the sparkly green colour, Will.

That's not what I heard from your chiropodist !.....Now...Please put you shoes on again, before those nice HAZMAT people come back in here.
You know the trouble we had getting rid of them last time.

Your so callous!

[Techno]

Coat time Steve......Quickly please....Close the door after you.
Cheers - Phil.

[howayman]

HAZMAT ! is that what you shout when playing cricket. . . .in Syria 
Blows rain in upon Howaymans head driving him onto the beer soaked floor.
"What was that for?" he asks innocently
The blows continue unabated. finally he screams "HOWAYMAN give it a rest"

[Fenton]

Coat time Steve......Quickly please....Close the door after you.
Cheers - Phil.

Your REALLY callous

*shouts over shoulder on way out*  Two jokes for the price of one there give us a break...I'll be back , just you wait ..once I've had me tea...There will be no stopping me next time...The forum will hear from me again!

[fsn]

Yeah! That showed that Fenton, didn't it chaps? Now, who's for a Bacardi?

[Fenton]

Yeah! That showed that Fenton, didn't it chaps? Now, who's for a Bacardi?

Ok I accept your apology...*wanders back in*

[fsn]

Barkeep! A double beer for Mr Fenton!

[Techno]

Where is mine host ?
Sleeping behind  the bar again ?

[Hertsblue]

Barkeep! A double beer for Mr Fenton!

Whatever size of glass will take that? Or will you run a pipeline directly to the barrel?

[Techno]

Just drill a hole in the bottom of the barrel and let Steve lie underneath it. (Hic)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Sorry, clearing up puke in the little girls room (literally), I'll just pour your drinks before I wash my hands...

[fsn]

There's a little girls' room in the Pendraken Forum Bar?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

There are female members, paint it pink for example.
Sure she would kick all our butts too.
Sorry, daughter was ill again, not the florid and lucid answer I was planning...

[Fenton]

She ok?