Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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Last Hussar

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IdleBridle @IdleMrBridle
Thinking about doing a series of YouTube videos on how I make models, each video would be about 10 minutes of me scrabbling on the floor looking for small parts, stabbing myself on sharp tools, squirting paint onto my glasses and swearing at my airbrush.

Last Hussar.@LastHussar
Techno, is that you?

IdleBridle@IdleMrBridle
Err...

Last Hussar.@LastHussar
Its just sounds exactly like one of the sculpters for Pendraken!

IdleBridle@IdleMrBridle
Hah, now that's a skill I'd love to learn

Last Hussar.@LastHussar
Its quite easy.
Take a sharp blade and cut yourself. It's how he does it.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

Techno

HEY !!!

I've only cut myself once this week !

Psssst :-$......Anyone else want to subscribe to a class action against the makers of Mary Poppins ?

"Feed the birds tuppence a bag !".........SOD OFF !......There were 16 frigging jackdaws scoffing all the grub,* before the little birds got a look in, the other day.
What with them, and the flying rats, it's costing a lot more than tuppence !

* A couple of weeks ago....NO jackdaws were to be seen at feeding time......Then there was one....then two.....and they must have told all their chums. X_X...OIKS !

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

A 12bore might help, but dont bring it to the bar !
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Orcs

Apparently the number of flying rats and predatory birds covered by the General Shooting  Licence has dramatically increased since the idiot Chris Packham got it revoked. Unsurprisingly the number of songbirds had diminished accordingly., and farmers are suffering much more from the effect of the flying rats.

This has been compounded by the limit on the number of exceptions they wee prepared to grant.  These have almost been exclusively used up by airfields.
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Last Hussar

Mess been very quiet, isn't it?
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

Lord Speedy of Leighton

You had to go and say it...

I had just finished cleaning the book stains off the ceiling too.
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Techno II

Yep.....This must be the only bar that's allowed to be open...surprised more people haven't been in.

Will.......you missed a bit...and who's been throwing books about ?

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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fsn

You could have waited until I'd finished reading them.

Also, I have no idea why that laminated book about Centurions is sticking to the ceiling.  :-[
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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Orcs

21 January 2021, 10:38:24 AM #2335 Last Edit: 21 January 2021, 11:53:20 AM by Orcs
Lemmy's not telling us about the "book" well magazine he found at the back of the shelf behind all the Ospreys and books by Donald Featherstone.


Apparently its got lots of pictures of young ladies without thier clothes on.   :o.

Why you would want to look at them when there are all those lovely Angus McBride pictures in the Ospreys?
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Chris Pringle

Obviously the book stains on the ceiling are from liquidised military history books, as used in cocktails such as:

Martini: books on the Zulu War
Brandy Alexander: biographies of great Macedonians
Bloody Mary: any history of the Marian Civil War in Scotland,
etc.

Naturally my taste turns to Clausewitz, who produces an excellent Old Fashioned (though this can be too bitter for some, while others feel it needs a pinch of salt).

Chris

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fsn

Quote from: ianrs54 on 21 January 2021, 09:53:33 AM
Nobby you can't read
Good job I can't read, otherwise I'd be upset.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!
2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020
7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)

Lord Speedy of Leighton

Put the 'Speak and Spell' down Nobby! 
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Ithoriel

Barman, I'd like a White Russian ..... but she's not interested so pour me a pint of Ardbeg so I can drown my sorrows! ;)
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