Forum barfight

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

*ducks torpedo as it splashed in the pool*

Camels only count double if the inflatable crocodile is in the penalty box! Did you notice the rules? It's under no spitting or petting!

[Last Hussar]

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

Do I win?

[Fenton]

Only if you have declared a flood alert whilst moving the beach ball forward and avoiding 2 defenders with inflatable mallets while doing an impression of Al Read

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oh, the Chelmsford pass-by clause, good play!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Fenton - impressed - you can quote the rules to Mornington Cresent !

Or did you just make it up ?

Mrs Trellis of North Wales...

IanS

[FierceKitty]

*ducks torpedo as it splashed in the pool*

Camels only count double if the inflatable crocodile is in the penalty box! Did you notice the rules? It's under no spitting or petting!

Ducks are carrying torpedoes now!? Alarming, what?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Ducks are carrying torpedoes now!? Alarming, what?

Only ship to shore for re-supply, so long as they dont catch fire in the dock

InaS

[FierceKitty]

Or on deck, doubtless.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

They can't catch much, they're carrying torpedoes!

[Fenton]

Fenton - impressed - you can quote the rules to Mornington Cresent !

Or did you just make it up ?

Mrs Trellis of North Wales...

IanS

I have a set of rules that have been transcribed on to finest vellum by none other than Humphrey Lyttelton himself!

[Last Hussar]

Do they have the addendum for Hainault?

[fsn]

And now some films and TV programs which will be of interest to Pendraken Purchasers and other miniature figure fanciers:

"Dixons of Dock Green"
"The King's Specs" with Geoffrey Brush
"Mr Smith goes to Wash in tan"
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Aztec Ban"
"Bring me the lead of Alfredo Garcia."

[Techno]

Harry Potter and the deathly marshmallows ?

[fsn]

Samantha has to leave us now ... she's meeting a casting dwarf, and he hopes she'll play with his miniatures.

He's built up his artillery batteries, and intends to pound her rear area.

[Fenton]

Iron Man: Rise of Technovore

[Ithoriel]

Ah yes, who can forget Bo Derek and Dudley Moore in "10?"

Or Lee Marvin in "Paint Your Wagon?"

"The Guns of Navwar Own?"

"Reach for the Skytrex"

"Night of the Jacklex?"

Or perhaps Techno's favourite - "The Agony and the X Acto"

[fsn]

"T34 with Mussolini"

Celebrating Pendraken's immaculate Victorian heroes range - "no Flash Gordon".

"Gregory's Ghoul" (AC24)

"Die another day"

"The Green Pile" - the sad story of Techno's failures.

[fsn]

Or perhaps Techno's favourite - "The Agony and the X Acto"

Oh! Well played Sir!

[Techno]

And you say I'm not the most picked on member of the forum !.....PAH !!
I'm going outside to shoot something.
(Preferably not me, with a ricochet.) 

[FierceKitty]

By the sound of things, as long as you're actually aiming at yourself you should be safe enough.