Dragonmen

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Fenton:
Isn't tales of the River Bank Hammy Hamster et al?

[Fenton]

It is. But he could wear a duck fancy dress outfit and get away with it I think

[Sean67]

With his bill pike weapon give him a padded jacket (A.K.A. Chinese Korean War) and he could be a Peking Duck
Regards
Sean

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Hoi! Sin!

[Fenton]

With his bill pike weapon give him a padded jacket (A.K.A. Chinese Korean War) and he could be a Peking Duck
Regards
Sean

Great idea . A real plum of an idea in fact

[Techno]

Could we just have a Tales of the Riverbank army instead?

NO !......
Though there are a couple of tiny creatures on a couple of the new 'Runestones'.

('Spose I could always put a duck on the Runestone for the Dragonmen.......In your dreams.)

Oh dear! I think I may have broken Techno!

I'm perfectly capable of doing that myself, thank you, Nobby !



Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

If we all request Duck men repeatedly on the request list it will get to the top.

Then the Dark Lord will say "Let there be Duck men"  He will raise his right arm point at Techno and say " what I have commanded YOU WILL MAKE"

And Techno knowing that The Dark Lord is right in all things will Turn to his bench, his Dremel and his putty and maketh that which the Dark Lord hath commanded.

If Techno transgresses and refuses the rightful commands of the Dark Lord, The Dark Lord will go to the one who has  The  One Ring of Power ( All hail M'lady). In her righteous wrath she will turn to Techno and  her fearsome voice will boom out  saying  " YOU REFUSE TO DO THE BIDDING OF THE DARK LORD,  HOW DARE YOU BE SO INSOLENT.  DO HIS BIDDING OR I WILL CAUSE A CURSE TO FALL UPON YOU AND YOU WILL SHOVEL PILES OF HORSE SH*T FOR ETERNITY. "

And Techno will fall to his knees begging for forgiveness, and Duck Men will be made in all the forms  commanded by the Dark Lord.




   

[andys]

You forgot the "...and there will be much wailing and lamenting unto the tenth generation" bit.

[Techno]

If we all request Duck men repeatedly on the request list it will get to the top.
Then the Dark Lord will say "Let there be Duck men"  He will raise his right arm point at Techno and say " what I have commanded YOU WILL MAKE"
And Techno knowing that The Dark Lord is right in all things will Turn to his bench, his Dremel and his putty and maketh that which the Dark Lord hath commanded.
If Techno transgresses and refuses the rightful commands of the Dark Lord, The Dark Lord will go to the one who has  The  One Ring of Power ( All hail M'lady). In her righteous wrath she will turn to Techno and  her fearsome voice will boom out  saying  " YOU REFUSE TO DO THE BIDDING OF THE DARK LORD,  HOW DARE YOU BE SO INSOLENT.  DO HIS BIDDING OR I WILL CAUSE A CURSE TO FALL UPON YOU AND YOU WILL SHOVEL PILES OF HORSE SH*T FOR ETERNITY. "
And Techno will fall to his knees begging for forgiveness, and Duck Men will be made in all the forms  commanded by the Dark Lord. 

I wonder whether a certain forum member (no names, no duck bill...but a lot of chewed coats) also had a hand in that prose. 
Cheers - Mr Suspicious. 

[fsn]

Not at all ... but I'm so proud!  



If we all put pressure on for Duck men, do you think Techno will quack? - FSN

[Techno]

Sigh ! 
Cheers - Phil

[toxicpixie]

I'd buy Ducks. I'd buy the heck outta ducks. THUNDER DUCKS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You'd be quackers not to.

[Techno]

I refer the honourable member to my previous reply. 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Ducks Ducks  Ducks  Ducks  Ducks  Ducks wonderful DUCKS. and yet MORE Ducks

IanS

Got t'idea yert Lewis.......or is I just yoking.

[Techno]

 

Leave me alone ! (Sob !)

Cheers - Phil