Quote from: Techno on 28 November 2013, 07:22:35 AM
I thought it was.....
Dogs have owners....
Cats have staff. .
Certainly feels like it from my experience.

Cheers - Phil

Nah. A well-treated cat will make his love very clear. They're just more chic about it that the waggy-tailed barker (sorry if anyone out there is still playing WRG).

Careful - we'll be straying into bestiality territory soon

Quote from: Nosher on 29 November 2013, 08:02:09 AM
Careful - we'll be straying into bestiality territory soon

As long as no one mixes this up with the Totty thread I am ok.


Well kick out a dog and it wags its tail untill it starves.
Kick out a cat and it thinks: Fockit bugger I am off to the (cat)pub.

If you kick out a cat it just goes up the road to the other house that feeds it.