What did happen to the cat?



Our cat tried to commit suicide - it puked or possibly crapped in "my den".


I demanded three good reasons  from my partner why I should not kill it.  The answers she gave are below

1 Jessica (step daughter) will be very upset.  If you upset her you will get no sex from me for a month
2 Alex (other step daughter) will be very upset. If you upset her you will get no sex from me for a month - PS these months are cumulative
3 I will be upset and you will get no sex from me  for a month  - these months ar :de cumulative.

With three very convincing reasons - The cat still lives - until I can fake an accident or chase it under an oncomming vehicle anyway

Why risk three months of sex, if they can get a knew cat the day after anyway...

Quote from: petercooman on 25 November 2013, 05:44:55 PM
Why risk three months of sex, if they can get a knew cat the day after anyway...

I don't want ANY cat in the house.

Cats are cool

Three months of sex - well that's only twice isn't it?

I was only cat-sitting while my ex found herself a new house.

Quote from: Fenton on 25 November 2013, 06:03:17 PM
Cats are cool

There are exceptions.

TWICE in three months?

You must be winded 

Anyone know how to stop the little b ******ds crapping all over your garden? 

Orange peel and chilli powder. 

No flame-throwers, then? Shame. 

Get next door to get a sand pit.....They'll use that in preference. 
I'm more concerned about dealing with any rats that the chicken feed attracts.....But nicely under control (famous last words) at the moment...Huzzah !
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 26 November 2013, 09:04:06 AM
Get next door to get a sand pit.....They'll use that in preference. 
I'm more concerned about dealing with any rats that the chicken feed attracts.....But nicely under control (famous last words) at the moment...Huzzah !
Cheers - Phil.

Air Rifle, bait and Patience.

Quote from: fsn on 25 November 2013, 06:05:00 PM
Three months of sex - well that's only twice isn't it?

It was when I was with the Ex  -but now thats not even a weekends worth   

Cats are like Ginger women - sent from hades itself to ruin mankind and make a mess of soft furnishings

Quote from: Nosher on 26 November 2013, 12:20:31 PM
Cats are like Ginger women - sent from hades itself to ruin mankind and make a mess of soft furnishings

Quote from: Nosher on 26 November 2013, 12:20:31 PM
Cats are like Ginger women - sent from hades itself to ruin mankind and make a mess of soft furnishings

Do they sh*t in the garden too?