This is known as a "pole clamp" but is not available at your local hardware store.

It has to be homemade, developed and tested.

Remember to use a Hand Sanitizer when holding Handrails while on the Bus.

I've just shown this to my wife and her cousin (all Africans btw) and they literally fell on the floor laughing

Wow!!!  That is something else

I've seen far bigger in Africa believe me .

Quote from: Steve J on 07 November 2013, 08:08:15 PM
I've seen far bigger in Africa believe me .

We had a nigerian contractor here and the bigger the better.  There were no limits as to how big he liked them,

I think you've all misinterpreted the photo. She's actually a human dodgem.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy   

I feel a song by Queen approaching.
No...no...Don't tell me the title...I'll remember it in a moment.
Cheers - Phil.

Fat..............................Round

IanS 

That's it Ian.....D*mn...Nearly got it now !
Cheers - Phil.