Quote from: get2grips on 06 November 2013, 07:54:49 PM
now they'll have some enemas to do battle with
Sorry

Appalling !!
Go and get your coat Gareth.
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 07 November 2013, 09:16:10 AM


Appalling !!
Go and get your coat Gareth.
Cheers - Phil.

On my way out as I speak

Your not leaving Gareth..Phil just wants you to put your coat on as the bruises wont be as visible

Quote from: Fenton on 07 November 2013, 11:49:56 AM
Your not leaving Gareth..Phil just wants you to put your coat on as the bruises wont be as visible

Don't oppress me!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

 

Quote from: get2grips on 07 November 2013, 02:51:44 PM
Don't oppress me!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

There's some lovely muck down here, Dennis!

Quote from: Hertsblue on 07 November 2013, 04:07:51 PM
There's some lovely muck down here, Dennis!

Are we back to Phil's Ovine plan now?

Not quite....
I just wanted to say you wouldn't see the bruises on Gareth because I'd be using the electric fly zapper on him.
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 07 November 2013, 05:50:13 PM
Not quite....
I just wanted to say you wouldn't see the bruises on Gareth because I'd be using the electric fly zapper on him.
Cheers - Phil.

Kinky

Quote from: Techno on 07 November 2013, 05:50:13 PM
Not quite....
I just wanted to say you wouldn't see the bruises on Gareth because I'd be using the electric fly zapper on him.
Cheers - Phil.

BUT HE WOULD ENJOY THAT.......


IanS 

It's more humane than the cattle-prod. 

Not by very much Ray !
In fact I think it might be worse.....Never tried to kill a fly with a cattle prod though.
Little barstewards....never keep still for long enough....Now, go away....I must get on with some work, rather than trying to keep up on here.
Cheers - Phil.

Has anyone tried warming up the cold coffee with the fly zapper? or even a cattle prod.

Quote from: howayman on 08 November 2013, 05:55:26 PM
Has anyone tried warming up the cold coffee with the fly zapper? or even a cattle prod.

Before or after they've zapped me with it

Not sure everyone likes cappuccino