Quote from: Fenton on 05 November 2013, 03:18:53 PM
Would it involve the finest Ovine produce handpicked on the remotest crags and peaks  of Wales  by experienced gatherers?

Quote from: Fenton on 05 November 2013, 03:18:53 PM
Would it involve the finest Ovine produce handpicked on the remotest crags and peaks  of Wales  by experienced gatherers?

No......Worse than that ! 
Though I suppose a chocolate covering on those might work. .....That might be useful 'second product' to add flavour to the upcoming range.
Cheers - Phil

We're not back to the Welsh killer sheep, are we? I don't want anything to do with either end of those. 

Quote from: Fenton on 05 November 2013, 03:18:53 PM
Would it involve the finest Ovine produce handpicked on the remotest crags and peaks  of Wales  by experienced gatherers?

No Phill thinks he will get more money selling figures that have been passed through his system. 

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 06 November 2013, 07:49:40 PM
No Phill thinks he will get more money selling figures that have been passed through his system. 

Well...people have been asking for something for the Mongols to fight...now they'll have some enemas to do battle with

Sorry

 

Quote from: get2grips on 06 November 2013, 07:54:49 PM
now they'll have some enemas to do battle with
Sorry

Appalling !!
Go and get your coat Gareth.
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 07 November 2013, 09:16:10 AM


Appalling !!
Go and get your coat Gareth.
Cheers - Phil.

On my way out as I speak

Your not leaving Gareth..Phil just wants you to put your coat on as the bruises wont be as visible

Quote from: Fenton on 07 November 2013, 11:49:56 AM
Your not leaving Gareth..Phil just wants you to put your coat on as the bruises wont be as visible

Don't oppress me!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

 

Quote from: get2grips on 07 November 2013, 02:51:44 PM
Don't oppress me!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

There's some lovely muck down here, Dennis!

Quote from: Hertsblue on 07 November 2013, 04:07:51 PM
There's some lovely muck down here, Dennis!

Are we back to Phil's Ovine plan now?

Not quite....
I just wanted to say you wouldn't see the bruises on Gareth because I'd be using the electric fly zapper on him.
Cheers - Phil.

Quote from: Techno on 07 November 2013, 05:50:13 PM
Not quite....
I just wanted to say you wouldn't see the bruises on Gareth because I'd be using the electric fly zapper on him.
Cheers - Phil.

Kinky

Quote from: Techno on 07 November 2013, 05:50:13 PM
Not quite....
I just wanted to say you wouldn't see the bruises on Gareth because I'd be using the electric fly zapper on him.
Cheers - Phil.

BUT HE WOULD ENJOY THAT.......


IanS 

It's more humane than the cattle-prod. 

Not by very much Ray !
In fact I think it might be worse.....Never tried to kill a fly with a cattle prod though.
Little barstewards....never keep still for long enough....Now, go away....I must get on with some work, rather than trying to keep up on here.
Cheers - Phil.

Has anyone tried warming up the cold coffee with the fly zapper? or even a cattle prod.

Quote from: howayman on 08 November 2013, 05:55:26 PM
Has anyone tried warming up the cold coffee with the fly zapper? or even a cattle prod.

Before or after they've zapped me with it

Not sure everyone likes cappuccino