A young man  with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold  front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into  the local welfare office to pick up his benefits cheque.

He marched  up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the  system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the  counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a  very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful  daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he  will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals  will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her  overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also  have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as  the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The  guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social  worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." .

 

 

 

 



Many a true word spoken in jest !