Advice to Young Men

Started by Orcs, 14 June 2013, 10:14:56 AM

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Orcs

14 June 2013, 10:14:56 AM


Women are like swimming pools - they are both very expensive to maintain considering the time you spend in them !

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

fsn

14 June 2013, 03:29:22 PM #1
Better to use someone else's.
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Last Hussar

14 June 2013, 06:08:31 PM #2
He did.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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petercooman

14 June 2013, 06:20:42 PM #3
Quote from: fsn on 14 June 2013, 03:29:22 PM
Better to use someone else's.

I got married to someone else's....

Now i know why he let her go so easily  :o

sebigboss79

14 June 2013, 06:30:03 PM #4
Mine's second hand as well...brand new after the first inch though.... ;D

Orcs

17 June 2013, 07:15:08 PM #5
Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 June 2013, 06:08:31 PM
He did.

It was an excellent move on my part though :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

18 June 2013, 08:49:00 AM #6
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 14 June 2013, 06:30:03 PM
Mine's second hand as well...brand new after the first inch though.... ;D

That's a very small diving board...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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sebigboss79

18 June 2013, 12:20:54 PM #7
Not mine that is, mark you.

But to be serious, seen that joke on the interwebs.
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