Shopping

Started by Chad, 05 May 2013, 01:46:12 PM

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Chad

05 May 2013, 01:46:12 PM
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk
and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.

FierceKitty

05 May 2013, 02:38:12 PM #1
Should advise people to laugh before reading. Avoids embarrassment later.
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Techno

05 May 2013, 06:51:55 PM #2
 :-[
I had to read it three times before the penny dropped !!
Hey Ho ! ;)
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Last Hussar

05 May 2013, 07:44:25 PM #3
Another man damned for doing exactly what a woman tells him too!
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Nosher

06 May 2013, 12:09:58 AM #4
More worryingly a man shopping  :o :o :o

How will the poor fella ever live down the shame... ;D
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sebigboss79

06 May 2013, 04:02:21 PM #5
Men DO go to shopping. Here in England the premises are called pubs and they sell all kinds of good things a man needs :P

Le Manchou

07 May 2013, 01:04:41 AM #6
 ;D
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fsn

07 May 2013, 05:44:27 PM #7
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 06 May 2013, 04:02:21 PM
Men DO go to shopping. Here in England the premises are called pubs and they sell all kinds of good things a man needs :P

My pub doesn't sell 10mm Centurions.
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sebigboss79

07 May 2013, 07:28:47 PM #8
Well thats YOUR pub...  8)  :P  :o
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