After the election fiasco David Cameron and Nick Clegg decide it is time to do something worthwhile and they open a business.

On their first day not much stock has arrived and the Labour chief Miliband is standing outside the window staring in.

Clegg: David, bet this idiot is coming in asking us what we are selling...

As soon as he finishes Miliband indeed strolls in and asks them: What do you guys sell here?

Cameron is trying to be funny and says: Total morons.

Before he and Clegg can erupt in laughter Miliband replies: What a business: First day, all sold out, just two left!