The definition of Heaven and Hell

Started by Orcs, 08 March 2013, 11:55:17 PM

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Orcs

08 March 2013, 11:55:17 PM
In Heaven:
      The police are English,
      the cooks are French,
      the mechanics are German,
      the Italians are the lovers,
      and it is all organized by the Swiss.

  In Hell:

      The English are the cooks,
      the French are the mechanics,
      the police are German,
      the Swiss are the lovers,
      and it is all organized by the Italians.

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

nikharwood

09 March 2013, 12:03:51 AM #1
 ;D :D =O :D ;D

petercooman

09 March 2013, 12:19:32 AM #2
epic!!

FierceKitty

09 March 2013, 01:43:09 AM #3
Bad though English food is, Czech is worse. Horribile dictu!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Steve J

09 March 2013, 08:21:06 AM #4
An oldie but a goodie none the less :D.

Techno

09 March 2013, 08:35:37 AM #5
 ;D ;D ;D

sebigboss79

09 March 2013, 06:01:07 PM #6
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 March 2013, 11:55:17 PM
In Heaven:
      The police are English,
      the cooks are French,
      the mechanics are German,
      the Italians are the lovers,
      and it is all organized by the Swiss.

  In Hell:

      The English are the cooks,
      the French are the mechanics,
      the police are German,
      the Swiss are the lovers,
      and it is all organized by the Italians.




:D :D :D :D :D :P :-[ :d :d :d :d
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