Quote from: Leon on 13 February 2013, 12:15:49 AM

Did you know that Findus Lasagne is an anagram of "fed us slain nag"!  Spooky or what?

Chad

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
My lasagne went neigh
And should of went Moo

Chad

Quote from: Chad on 15 February 2013, 12:07:25 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
My lasagne went neigh
And should of went Moo

I went for a burger the other day.
The man at the counter asked..."Do you want anything on that ?"
I said "Yeah....Fiver each way please." 

Or have we had that one already ?
Cheers - Phil.

Why does Findus use so much cheese sause in their lasagne?

To Mascarpone

Horse d'oeuvres, please.

I bought a burger at Tesco's cafe, the waitress said "would you like anything on it?" I replied "a fiver each way ".

I've had it tough lately working on the meat counter at Tesco's.......it feels like I'm flogging a dead horse!

Tesco are giving treble points on your club card for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday. The deal is called - Only Fuels and Horses.

Tesco say they're out of stock on Burgers but they've got a fresh delivery coming in at 10 to 1.

Ferb

The most disturbing thing is the fact that Lemmey and I consider the same towns as 'local'

Not from, here, but when I used to commute through...

In some parts of the world a "near neighbour" is anyone living withing 200 miles. 

But this is the heart of true blue littlest little England, where everyone knows your business and the town is so conservative it doesn't have a Conservative Club, it has a Unionist Club!!
Anyone from further than three miles away is a foreigned!

You need to move here to dormitory-town land, where everyone comes from somewhere else and I only learned my next-door neighbour's name six months ago after living beside him for sixteen years. 

Quote from: Hertsblue on 19 February 2013, 08:33:31 AM
In some parts of the world a "near neighbour" is anyone living withing 200 miles. 

A NEIGHbour, to get back to the topic.