words cannnot describe

Started by Fenton, 10 February 2013, 12:13:12 PM

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Fenton

10 February 2013, 12:13:12 PM
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Fenton

10 February 2013, 12:15:56 PM #1
I wonder if he worked for Findus?
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Nosher

10 February 2013, 01:53:59 PM #2
Yeah, yeah we believe you...

What's worse is you were sober!

That's like the story of the man that turned up in A&E with a chair leg up his arse and when asked how it got there his reply was "Look here! I have driven thirty five miles with this in there to find a hospital where no-one knows me. please just take it out...!"
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Hertsblue

11 February 2013, 11:29:18 AM #3
Is the horse pressing charges?  :D
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Last Hussar

11 February 2013, 06:08:58 PM #4
Nah, he be up against a Romanian lawyer, who'd make mincemeat of him!
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i_am_win

11 February 2013, 06:31:27 PM #5
Horse-Man baby!!  ;D ;D
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Fenton

11 February 2013, 07:48:08 PM #6
I reckon he could be centaur jail for a long time
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Leon

11 February 2013, 07:52:03 PM #7
So there I was about to post a 'hoofing' pun, when I thought I'd check the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoofing

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

11 February 2013, 08:02:29 PM #8
Always knew he was dodgy!  :o
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Vulpine

11 February 2013, 09:19:11 PM #9
So it can't make a centaur.... All my waisted nights!   :'(
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Techno

11 February 2013, 10:29:43 PM #10
Quote from: Leon on 11 February 2013, 07:52:03 PM
So there I was about to post a 'hoofing' pun, when I thought I'd check the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoofing

I always known hoofings (plural) as the bits of hoof that the farrier pares away when he's shoeing one of the b*ggers.
The dogs love scrumming those down.....Going back indoors, and then barfing them all back up again......I mean WHY ?
Enjoy your supper.  ;)

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Luddite

11 February 2013, 10:40:54 PM #11
It'll be a Sagittarius.
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Techno

12 February 2013, 08:24:20 AM #12
Groan !! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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