Mouahahah!!

That sounds like the sort of complete ****ing garbage a paper like that would publish, to try and gain even more readers with lower than room temperature IQs.
I despair of a lot of the so called 'press' sometimes. (No....I lie....MOST of the time.)
Total ****ers the lot of them.
Trouble is....some people actually believe this poop.

Then again, the drunk was from Lancashire, so there's probably a grain of truth to it.

Nick the Lemming, Yorkshireman.

Quote from: Nick the Lemming on 06 February 2013, 03:59:07 PM
Nick the Lemming, Yorkshireman.

Quote from: Nick the Lemming on 06 February 2013, 03:59:07 PM
Then again, the drunk was from Lancashire, so there's probably a grain of truth to it.

Nick the Lemming, Yorkshireman.

Fair point mind...

Cool - literally. 

I count eleven bottles of beer.

Can't possibly be a Lancastrian as they cant sup that much in one go. 

Unless they have ten mates with them...

It says that the guy was "worse than Jimmy Saville", I can't see how to be honest...

Although the snowf**ker was funny, the dubious link to Saville is less than funny considering what he did, I can't see why they had to add it in.

Agreed 'win'.

Just a bit of sensationalism I suppose.
I still find a lot of this type of so called journalism an affront to people's intelligence.....Or do they assume their readers are complete Muppets ?
Cheers - Phil.

The point is, Phil, a lot of them are. I once had a heated argument with a near relative on the grounds that "they wouldn't print it if it wasn't true, would they?"  Gaaahhhhh!!!! 

Oh Ray. (In a despairing tone)

That's the problem, isn't it.
I can remember some rag (No I did NOT buy it !) with the front page Banner of "London Bus found on Moon."
A week or so later in the newsagents....The paper informed everyone, "Bus disappears from Moon."

OK.....Fine....Bit of nonsense that was vaguely amusing.....Except standing in a queue for some lunchtime buns, I overheard some complete muppets having a really serious discussion about these 'stories.'

"Cor.... That was really weird, wasn't it."......"How did it get there ?"...."Where's it gone then ?"

Stroll on !!

Oh dear..... I do sound grumpy.... Sorry !

Cheers - Phil

Phil
You've been living to close to the misty mountains it has that effect
Martin

The Sunday Sport were once quoted as saying that "Some of their news stories were true".

Any particular ones Chris ?? 
Cheers - Phil.

Wasn't that the red-top that once announced that "Freddie Star ate my hamster"? Mind you, I wouldn't put it past him....