A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said, 'I don't think you understand.   My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand ...”

 

 

 

 

Even more reason to fall in love with 'her'...

Have you seen the way the Kiwi's play their rugby? ?

 

I didn't see that one comming