Shameful confessions thread

Started by FierceKitty, 16 January 2013, 11:53:56 AM

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FierceKitty

My vasectomy was nowhere near as gruelling.
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Nosher

Yeah, must admit mine was much of an ado about nothing and a week later I played all the way through a forty overs game bowling a full quota of ten overs and batting for at least six of the forty overs.

Not sure whats shameful about the op tho ???
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Techno

Nah, Nosher....You're right.
Don't think that's shameful....Though I could understand a number of chaps finding it a slightly humiliating experience..... Perhaps (?)  :-\ ;)
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FierceKitty

A couple of giggling nurses didn't make mine easier. Whistles of admiration my twenty-year-old ego could have taken.
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barbarian

...WTF with vasectomy ?

God, why ?

In Italy, it isn't used commonly.
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Quote from: barbarian on 17 January 2013, 09:31:10 AM
...WTF with vasectomy ?

God, why ?

In Italy, it isn't used commonly.

That's why Italian's have such large families!

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Nosher

Quote from: Leon on 17 January 2013, 11:35:15 AM
That's why Italian's have such large families!

:D

It's far simpler (and a lot less risky an operation) for a man to have a vasectomy than for a woman to have the female equivalent. No brainer really. And love my four children as much as I do, they are a money pit far bigger than any wargaming habit ;D ;D
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Orcs

Quote from: Leon on 16 January 2013, 04:31:00 PM
People told me that about having the snip, turned out to be one of the worst experiences of my life.  They were rummaging about down there for about 40 minutes in the end, and the anaesthetic did bugger all...  :-&

Sorry cant resist this  :d

Perhaps is was difficult for them to find ????? :)
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Leon

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 18 January 2013, 01:58:00 PM
Perhaps is was difficult for them to find ????? :)

Apparently that was indeed the case...  ;)
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FierceKitty

I don't think many men lie awake at night worrying whether they are impressively equipped in the vas deferens department.
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Orcs

Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 January 2013, 02:13:05 PM
I don't think many men lie awake at night worrying whether they are impressively equipped in the vas deferens department.

Its underneath his willy.  They had to find that first and thats what took the time  :)   Give me some poetic liecence FK  :)
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FierceKitty

Apologies. I'm out of practice in the rough, tough, male-bonding, lads in the rugby club shower together department, evidently.
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Orcs

When I was about 18 I went to a party and an ex I had not seen for about a year introduced me to her fiance.  We then spent a lot of time catching up and as seats were in short supply she sat on my lap.  Understandably the fiance was very upset by this and went into the garden to sulk. 
I was then getting grief for hitting on my ex from various people, so I left the party and took my ex home - Never did find out what happened to the fiance but I had a cracking night  :d :d

I introduced a freind to wargaming when I was in my teens and in the first game he was winning, he then tried to charge my last elite unit. The distance between the two units was a few mm further than his charge move.  Rather than playing the game , I insisted he could not make it,he got really cross and never played again.   
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When I used to play top trumps with a couple of my friends  I used to put the Lockheed blackbird as the 6th card in my pack so that if i was the dealer I always got it whether we were in a 2 player or 3 player game.
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Quote from: goat major on 19 January 2013, 09:44:30 AM
When I used to play top trumps with a couple of my friends  I used to put the Lockheed blackbird as the 6th card in my pack so that if i was the dealer I always got it whether we were in a 2 player or 3 player game.
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