A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar

stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to

the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar

immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that

you are blind that you should know five things:

1- The bartender is a blonde girl.

2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt

in karate.

4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight

lifter.

5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that

joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.

Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.