Christmas Shopping

Started by Orcs, 04 December 2012, 11:48:51 AM

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Orcs



A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last-minute shoppers.

Walking through the shopping centre, the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset.

She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phone and then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you...?"


His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion and she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:"Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."

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"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next door to it."


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Gran76

 ;D ;D I asked my wife what she wanted for christmas and she said something with diamonds in it so I bought her a pack of cards!

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petercooman

Quote from: Gran76 on 04 December 2012, 04:35:45 PM
;D ;D I asked my wife what she wanted for christmas and she said something with diamonds in it so I bought her a pack of cards!

Hope you know how to play solitaire.... ;D

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