Single Guy

Started by Orcs, 21 September 2012, 08:33:00 AM

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Orcs

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.


'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days
later, she became his stepmother.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

mijalo


Leon

Wasn't expecting that one!

:D
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