The Priest and the Hair Dryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course, my daughter. What may I do for you?"

"Well," she said, "I bought an expensive electric hair dryer that is
well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.  Is
there any

way you could carry it through Customs for me?  Under your robes,
perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they arrived at Customs, the woman let the priest go ahead of her.
The

official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

The priest answered, "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you
have

to declare from your waist to the floor?"

The priest replied, "I have a marvellous little instrument designed to
be used on a woman but which, to date, is unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."

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