A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise'.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. 
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.' 
   
(You're going to love this................... 
You're going to hate yourself for loving this!.............. ) 
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'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!' 

Leon - ban this member.......

IanS 

 

 

Ouch!

Passed this one on at the dinner table last night and the mother in law nearly choked on her meal she was laughing so loud. Please keep them coming

 

Several of my colleagues now hate me for retelling this in the staff room today.

At least you can tell it to the kids - provided they know what Peking is, I suppose. 

Quote from: Hertsblue on 31 August 2012, 08:09:19 AM
At least you can tell it to the kids - provided they know what Peking is, I suppose. 

Only my graduate students even know what a duck is.

Hot Dog anyone?

Quote from: FierceKitty on 31 August 2012, 08:58:02 AM
Only my graduate students even know what a duck is.