Men - How to romance a woman
Pay attention to her, listen to her stories, sympathise with out offering solutions, buy flowers for no reason, take her out for dinner on days that aren't her birthday or anniversary, notice her new hair-do, be positive about clothes shopping, remember things she tells you, be positive about her.

Women - How to romance a man
Turn up naked
Bring Beer

Quote from: Last Hussar on 09 August 2012, 10:56:03 AM
Men - How to romance a woman
Pay attention to her, listen to her stories, sympathise with out offering solutions, buy flowers for no reason, take her out for dinner on days that aren't her birthday or anniversary, notice her new hair-do, be positive about clothes shopping, remember things she tells you, be positive about her.

Women - How to romance a man
Turn up naked
Bring Beer

Forget the beer if she scores above 9.0 on the Tottymeter...

Actually, I wish I'd realised as a younger man how often it's the girl next door type who pulls out all the stops in the bedroom.

Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 06:29:50 AM
Actually, I wish I'd realised as a younger man how often it's the girl next door type who pulls out all the stops in the bedroom.

I found that about the woman next door but one.   I am now happily divorced. Expensive - but what good value!!!!

Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 August 2012, 06:29:50 AM
Actually, I wish I'd realised as a younger man how often it's the girl next door type who pulls out all the stops in the bedroom.

Good job I dont live in Thailand then...

The girl next door would be very likely be a lady-boy

Seriously though, I currently live in Suffolk and most of the girl next door types here have webbed hands and webbed feet...

And yet they still manage to play the banjo so well 

My friend lives right by Beckles on the border, and I can back up Noshers statement, they don't ALL have webs though, some have tails 

Quote from: republic of tolworth on 16 August 2012, 08:32:08 AM
And yet they still manage to play the banjo so well 

My friend lives right by Beckles on the border, and I can back up Noshers statement, they don't ALL have webs though, some have tails 

Does one want to know 

Quote from: republic of tolworth on 16 August 2012, 08:32:08 AM

they don't ALL have webs though, some have tails 

I have heard that the tail can be quite useful in certain positions..   I hasten to add I have no experience in this 

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 August 2012, 07:42:00 AM
I have heard that the tail can be quite useful in certain positions..   I hasten to add I have no experience in this 

We don't believe you.