Arise Sir...?

Started by Leon, 07 August 2012, 11:56:55 PM

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sunjester

I read the title of this thread as "Arse Sir....?"  :-[

nikharwood

Quote from: sunjester on 13 August 2012, 09:11:47 PM
I read the title of this thread as "Arse Sir....?"  :-[

Yes please - I'd like this one...


Hertsblue

Enough to make you want to come second...  ;)
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Techno

That deserves another "Oooer Matron."  ;)

Last Hussar

Surely a true gentleman always comes second - like going through a door.  :d
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Luddite

Shame on you all sirs, shame on you all.   :-w ;)
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Nosher

Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 August 2012, 05:14:06 PM
Surely a true gentleman always comes second - like going through a door.  :d

What you mean the fairer sex do it too :o :o :o

Still, there aint no prizes for coming second!!
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Last Hussar

Quote from: Nosher on 15 August 2012, 07:21:48 PM
What you mean the fairer sex do it too :o :o :o

Still, there aint no prizes for coming second!!

Trust me, there is...
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Orcs

Quote from: Nosher on 15 August 2012, 07:21:48 PM
What you mean the fairer sex do it too :o :o :o

I think in may cases there actually more up for it than some men - more of it more diverse etec etc.   Especially as they get a little older and more confident. ;)
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Hertsblue

What have I started! It was a throwaway line, guys. Calm down!  :-t :-t :-t
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FierceKitty

Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 August 2012, 05:14:06 PM
Surely a true gentleman always comes second - like going through a door.  :d
They're liberated now, chaps. Sometimes they want you to finish first, to increase their own excitement.
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Last Hussar

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Orcs

Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 August 2012, 11:48:35 AM
They're liberated now, chaps. Sometimes they want you to finish first, to increase their own excitement.

Have to agree with FK on that one
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FierceKitty

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 August 2012, 07:44:00 AM
Have to agree with FK on that one
I think Just a Few Orcs is right on this one.
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Last Hussar

You two keep telling yourself that. 
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