Lost Aussie

Started by Last Hussar, 11 August 2012, 08:26:34 PM

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11 August 2012, 08:26:34 PM
I got stopped by an Australian bloke as I was walking around Oxford Street today.

"G'day mate," he said, "Sorry, but can you tell me the best way to get to the Olympics please?"

"Sure, no problem," I said, "Hard work, dedication, sacrifice and not being Australian."
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Last Hussar

11 August 2012, 08:32:42 PM #1
I work with an Aussie.  I posted this on her Facebook.  All her family will see it...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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11 August 2012, 09:14:43 PM #2
I would thing you would see more Aussies on inside at work  as they are all from criminal stock  :d :d
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson
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