Shakespearean insult generator

Started by goat major, 30 June 2012, 08:38:33 AM

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Chad

30 June 2012, 02:45:52 PM #15
Nosher

In a modern version Falstaff's speech could quite easily be followed by:

'Know what I mean, 'Arry?'

:D

mollinary

30 June 2012, 04:20:19 PM #16
Chad,

Modern?????  How long ago is it since the great Harry Carpenter ( R.I.P) stopped commenting on boxing??

I think we may be of a certain generation, but it ain't modern no more, mate!

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Last Hussar

08 August 2012, 10:25:02 AM #17
Romeo and Juliet And 'Arry, with Big Frank as Juliet was from Comic Relief - so '84ish

Gosh, I feel old.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Fenton

10 August 2012, 03:47:57 PM #18
Would there be an aside from the stage of ' Brut...Splash it all over!'
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

mollinary

10 August 2012, 04:39:13 PM #19
Gordon Bennett!  Is there anyone under 50 on this forum? :o

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Techno

10 August 2012, 04:43:32 PM #20
Not me ! ;)

mollinary

10 August 2012, 04:47:33 PM #21
Nor me, for many a year!
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Duke Speedy of Leighton

10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM #22
*ahem* 38!
:P
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

10 August 2012, 05:23:23 PM #23
Quote from: mad lemmey on 10 August 2012, 05:13:42 PM
*ahem* 38!
:P

Birth Certifiacte plze.......

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

10 August 2012, 05:46:00 PM #24
I'm not scanning that!
Here are the detail:
Name: Mad Lemmey
Date of Birth: 3/10/1973,
Place of Birth:  John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford,
Father: Morris Traveller - Assembly line foreman.
Mother: Cordellia Lear - Secretary.
:P
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Techno

10 August 2012, 06:02:07 PM #25
I dunno....The youth of today ! :P

mollinary

10 August 2012, 06:35:44 PM #26
What d'you say???
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Fenton

10 August 2012, 08:26:54 PM #27
I actually thought you said your dad was a Morris Traveller!
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

nikharwood

10 August 2012, 10:33:19 PM #28
Quote from: mollinary on 10 August 2012, 04:39:13 PM
Gordon Bennett!  Is there anyone under 50 on this forum? :o

Mollinary

Yep - by a way...41 over here  <)

Hertsblue

10 August 2012, 10:41:49 PM #29
Fifty? I can't remember that far back.  :'(
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