A gamer staggers home, late - diving in drunk through the front door at 4am - to find his wife waiting for him. She's clearly unhappy.

"Where the feck have you been, coming home at this time of night?"

Too drunk to lie, he says, "I went to a bar after work, drank far too much, hooked up with a 19-year old sexpot - she took me clubbing & wouldn't leave me alone. We ended up sharing a cab to the casino where we played roulette and had the time of our lives. She dragged me to her hotel room where we made mad, passionate love in every conceivable way until she fell asleep, murmuring her undying love for me..."

And the wife says, "Don't you fecking bull$hit me - you've been wargaming with your bloody friends again...get to bed. I hope you bloody won for a change."

So did you win then?!

   

I'd call that kind of night a win, wouldn't you? 

Quote from: nikharwood on 30 May 2010, 06:25:20 AM
I'd call that kind of night a win, wouldn't you? 

My usual 4am involves a can of fizzy pop and my PS2.  (And usually some work stuff!)

I nearly spat my wine all over the keyboard at that joke.... punch line took me completely by surprise hehe   

Nice one.