A man was seated next to a beautiful woman on an airplane. The man wanting to try and pick her up turned to her and said,"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The woman, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,"What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.... A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet, when you look at their droppings, a deer's poop is like little pellets, while a cow produces a flat patty, and a horse's looks more like clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the woman replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

 

 

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Cheers - Phil.